It Took Me 20 Minutes...

Borrowed from Natalia


1. My roommate and I once: Had to share a king size waterbed with no heater (well, we thought it had no heater- my roommate at the time was my cousin Holly- and the bed, was her boyfriend- now husband, Jimmy's. The bed had a heater all along, we froze our asses off for nothing!)

2. Never in my life have I: been to Easter Island (but I dream of going)

3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile is: My Husband

4. High school was: Socially amusing, and one hell of a wild time

5. When I'm nervous: I take a Xanax, Atarax, or whatever I have at the time.

6. The last time I cried was: hmmmm I cried a lot in the last few weeks. Crying is good even if the reason is bad. There is no shame in tears.

7. If I were to get married right now, my bridesmaids/groomsmen would be: My Monger (of course), My cousin Holly, Little Bit, Susan, Maria, Jessica, Justin, Jake, and Michael.

8. Would you rather run naked through a crowded place or have someone e-mail your deepest secret to all your friends? I'm an exhibitionist, so I'd enjoy running through someplace naked.

9. My hair: Finally growing!

10. When I was 5: My cousin Jason and I thought we were Oscar and Grundsetta Grouch.

11. Last Christmas: I was surrounded by family and friends and had a wonderful time at church.

12. When I turn my head left: I see my front door.

13. I should be: Doing something productive.

14. When I look down I see: my breasts. They protrude.

15. The craziest recent event was: Discovering Penny Meat Patty.

16. If I were a character on "Friends" I'd be: Rachel or Phoebe

17. By this time next year: I hope the NFS strike is over, and my life will once again be awesome.

18. My favorite aunt is: Aunt Judy- of course!.

19. I have a hard time understanding: Why Brad Martin is such a dumbass, and sold Proffitts' to Belk.

20. One time at a family gathering: Do I have to tell you? You already think I'm nutty enough.

21. You know I like you if: Hang out with you.

22. If I won an award, the first person (people) I'd thank: God

23. Take my advice: The grass isn't always as green on the other side.

24. My ideal breakfast is: An Egg McMuffin, or Shoney's Breakfast Buffet

25. If you visit my home town: You'll discover that if you don't like Wal-Mart or Fast Food, you're SOL

26. Sometime soon I plan to visit: Monger and J, J and M.

27. If you spend the night at my house: Prepare to be "loved by Morris", and watch lots of Law and Order: SVU and CI.

28. I'd stop my wedding if: I found out my fiancee' had been cheating.

29. The world could do without: "W" and the dumb ass republicans.

30. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: Have "W" as the president.

31. The most recent thing I've bought myself is: Shampoo, sad, isn't it?

32. The most recent thing someone else bought for me is: Dinner.

33. My favorite blonde is: Myself, in 1999.

34. My favorite brunette is: Mariska Hargitay (aka: Olivia).

35. My car must have a sign on it that reads: "Get Off My Ass"

36. The last time I was drunk: It's been too long.

37. The animals I would like to see flying besides birds: Cows!

38. I shouldn't have been: treated the way I was at the hotel.

39. Have you ever shaved your pubic hair? Yes.

40. Last night I: did laundry, and watched Law and Order: SVU and CI

41. There's this girl I know who: lives inside the woman I am. And I am glad she is still there.

42: I don't know: Lightning Bugs butts light up.

43. A better name for me would be: Savannah (gotta love the old South)

44. If I ever go back to school I'll: Shoot myself.

45. How many days until my birthday?: See Birthday Counter at the bottom of blog.

46. One dead celebrity I wish I'd met is: Well, not so much celebrity as icon- Mother Teresa.

47. I've lived at my current address since: Officially, 2002.

48. I've been told I look like: A lot of different people.

49. If I could have any car, it would be: Another white Camero convertible.

50. If I got a new cat tomorrow, I would name it: TJ, for my beloved "Teeger" who's in Heaven.

How about You?